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Salithin
Salithin
Oct 11

seems like a load of barnacles to me (this message was paid for by the combine)

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MrEvoX

Guys don't listen to the rebels. Join Civil Protection. You'll get free fast food every Friday.

Unit 3650 #JOINTHECOMBINE

That's bullshit. Join the Combine.

Gaith

As a citizen, I think I would rather perish 🥰

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MrEvoX

Bruv we gawt good frwee tacos every chewsday

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Gaith

Not worth my soul. Try harder 😤

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MrEvoX

If you have good rizz, you can have a "non mechanical reproduction simulation" with a combine female assassin

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Gaith

That sounds terrible (I'm gay LMAO) Another loss for the Combine

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MrEvoX

We have movie nights if the team does good. Last time we watched the entire extended cut of the LOTR movies back to back.

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Gaith

..... LOTR? Damn that's a really good deal

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Unit 3650 #JOINTHECOMBINE

Both of you, stop flooding my notifications. Please.

the-combine-amy

seems fair.

The Funny

These look like political posters and I'm all for it. Though I will say, all those things sound like a fun time #Combineforever

Gaith

They gave you the bad water :(

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The Funny

The water isn't bad at all... Why don't you try it? Here, have a sip