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Salithin
Salithin
Oct 11

seems like a load of barnacles to me (this message was paid for by the combine)

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Oct 11

Guys don't listen to the rebels. Join Civil Protection. You'll get free fast food every Friday.

Unit 3650 #JOINTHECOMBINE

That's bullshit. Join the Combine.

Gaith
Gaith
Oct 12

As a citizen, I think I would rather perish 🥰

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Oct 12

Bruv we gawt good frwee tacos every chewsday

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Gaith
Gaith
Oct 12

Not worth my soul. Try harder 😤

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Oct 12

If you have good rizz, you can have a "non mechanical reproduction simulation" with a combine female assassin

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Gaith
Gaith
Oct 12

That sounds terrible (I'm gay LMAO) Another loss for the Combine

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MrEvoX
MrEvoX
Oct 12

We have movie nights if the team does good. Last time we watched the entire extended cut of the LOTR movies back to back.

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Gaith
Gaith
Oct 12

..... LOTR? Damn that's a really good deal

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Unit 3650 #JOINTHECOMBINE

Both of you, stop flooding my notifications. Please.

the-combine-amy

seems fair.

The Funny
The Funny
Oct 12

These look like political posters and I'm all for it. Though I will say, all those things sound like a fun time #Combineforever

Gaith
Gaith
Oct 12

They gave you the bad water :(

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The Funny
The Funny
Oct 12

The water isn't bad at all... Why don't you try it? Here, have a sip

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the-combine-amy

It gave me rabies mixed with the ebola virus.

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The Funny
The Funny
Oct 25

You just didn't drink it properly

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the-combine-amy

Or maybe the water is NOT drinkable, become it killed and horribly mutated the people who drank it.