Kevin Z. Vandelay

Kevin Z. Vandelay

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All i know is that Ricochet happens in a very distopic future where humans play some kind of FPS pinball irl in space for the entertainment of other creatures. The question is, what creatures ? Perhaps.. could be the COMBINE !!! How may I know this ? Remember: the combine isn't just a one-planet empire (like the roman empire or the USSR), but rather a multiversal empire that has conquerer millions and millions of planets. I know, you might go by "b-but Gordon will get over the combine" yeah, but he can barely sweep them off earth, not fully erradicate them Maybe some of the humans they captured they were sent to spaceships and given immortality just to play Ricochet forever (but we're talking about a smaaaaaaalllll minority and, knowing how cruel the combine is, this may be the best scenario for a human being), so might Ricochet could be happenning years after Portal 2 (which happens 50000+ years after Portal and Half-Life). You might say "but doesn't it happen in a very DYSTOPIC FUT…

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Creepy lambda fact:

Us lambdanauts are somehow connected to Elon Musk and Donald Trump (AKA the gay duo of the white house), either directly or indirectly

How do I know this ? Well

LambdaGenPosts (on X; the account that re-uploads posts from this forum to X) is followed by the official LambdaGeneration account (on X), and the official account of LambdaGeneration is being followed by a meme account called "ShitpostGateway", and guess who follows ShitpostGateway ? No one else than ELON MUSK, and Elon and Trump are mutuals on X

so yeah, we're all connected in some way with the irl Gman and Breen
[NOT POLITICS]
Creepy lambda fact:

Us lambdanauts are somehow connected to Elon Musk and Donald Trump (AKA the gay duo of the white house), either directly or indirectly

How do I know this ? Well

LambdaGenPosts (on X; the account that re-uploads posts from this forum to X) is followed by the official LambdaGeneration account (on X), and the official account of LambdaGeneration is being followed by a meme account called "ShitpostGateway", and guess who follows ShitpostGateway ? No one else than ELON MUSK, and Elon and Trump are mutuals on X

so yeah, we're all connected in some way with the irl Gman and Breen
[NOT POLITICS]
Creepy lambda fact:

Us lambdanauts are somehow connected to Elon Musk and Donald Trump (AKA the gay duo of the white house), either directly or indirectly

How do I know this ? Well

LambdaGenPosts (on X; the account that re-uploads posts from this forum to X) is followed by the official LambdaGeneration account (on X), and the official account of LambdaGeneration is being followed by a meme account called "ShitpostGateway", and guess who follows ShitpostGateway ? No one else than ELON MUSK, and Elon and Trump are mutuals on X

so yeah, we're all connected in some way with the irl Gman and Breen
[NOT POLITICS]
Creepy lambda fact:

Us lambdanauts are somehow connected to Elon Musk and Donald Trump (AKA the gay duo of the white house), either directly or indirectly

How do I know this ? Well

LambdaGenPosts (on X; the account that re-uploads posts from this forum to X) is followed by the official LambdaGeneration account (on X), and the official account of LambdaGeneration is being followed by a meme account called "ShitpostGateway", and guess who follows ShitpostGateway ? No one else than ELON MUSK, and Elon and Trump are mutuals on X

so yeah, we're all connected in some way with the irl Gman and Breen

[NOT POLITICS] Creepy lambda fact: Us lambdanauts are somehow connected to Elon Musk and Donald Trump (AKA the gay duo of the white house), either directly or indirectly How do I know this ? Well LambdaGenPosts (on X; the account that re-uploads posts from this forum to X) is followed by the official LambdaGeneration account (on X), and the official account of LambdaGeneration is being followed by a meme account called "ShitpostGateway", and guess who follows ShitpostGateway ? No one else tha…

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I know, i know, i know: AC Shadows is a single-player game, while Left 4 Dead 2 is a co-op game (that can be also played in solo)

However, here's the thing: AC Shadows came 8 DAYS AGO (11:15 PM CDMX Timezone here, guys), while L4D2 is a game from 2009 !!!!!!

"B-but Left 4 Dead can run anywhere" yeah, but there are also many people who have high end PCs and may bought AC Shadows after the CM brutally humiliated Elon Musk on X. However, even with such historical moment, AC Shadows still didn't reach the same numbers L4D2 HAS !!!! (and also, it's far from the numbers of Elden Ring or CyberPunk 2077)

AC has been in decline since Origins. People say that AC Unity was the last great AC (idk with Syndicate). Although the newest games look fancy, og players claim they're "empty", and maybe Shadows is not an exception; it's not about politics, it's just that the game is ass (like the other games). "2 MILLION COPIES" it's true that it's one of the most sold games in the history of the franchise, and for being 2 million only, for a HIGHLY KNOWN GAME FRANCHISE... it really sucks. "But it's been 8 days" okay, but i bet the previous ACs had higher numbers than- wait, no, actually they all had LOWER numbers than Shadows

AC is no shit; and yeah, those who have played AC have a different opinion than "mine". And you're right, as i've never played an AC in my life (other than Black Flag on an iPad), but this isn't an opinion, it's a criteria i made in base of what people and stats in general say
I know, i know, i know: AC Shadows is a single-player game, while Left 4 Dead 2 is a co-op game (that can be also played in solo)

However, here's the thing: AC Shadows came 8 DAYS AGO (11:15 PM CDMX Timezone here, guys), while L4D2 is a game from 2009 !!!!!!

"B-but Left 4 Dead can run anywhere" yeah, but there are also many people who have high end PCs and may bought AC Shadows after the CM brutally humiliated Elon Musk on X. However, even with such historical moment, AC Shadows still didn't reach the same numbers L4D2 HAS !!!! (and also, it's far from the numbers of Elden Ring or CyberPunk 2077)

AC has been in decline since Origins. People say that AC Unity was the last great AC (idk with Syndicate). Although the newest games look fancy, og players claim they're "empty", and maybe Shadows is not an exception; it's not about politics, it's just that the game is ass (like the other games). "2 MILLION COPIES" it's true that it's one of the most sold games in the history of the franchise, and for being 2 million only, for a HIGHLY KNOWN GAME FRANCHISE... it really sucks. "But it's been 8 days" okay, but i bet the previous ACs had higher numbers than- wait, no, actually they all had LOWER numbers than Shadows

AC is no shit; and yeah, those who have played AC have a different opinion than "mine". And you're right, as i've never played an AC in my life (other than Black Flag on an iPad), but this isn't an opinion, it's a criteria i made in base of what people and stats in general say

I know, i know, i know: AC Shadows is a single-player game, while Left 4 Dead 2 is a co-op game (that can be also played in solo) However, here's the thing: AC Shadows came 8 DAYS AGO (11:15 PM CDMX Timezone here, guys), while L4D2 is a game from 2009 !!!!!! "B-but Left 4 Dead can run anywhere" yeah, but there are also many people who have high end PCs and may bought AC Shadows after the CM brutally humiliated Elon Musk on X. However, even with such historical moment, AC Shadows still didn't r…