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Breaking: 5 dead and 3 injured after a man was seen flying through City-17, the local authorities have been unable to figure who the man is, all they have are witnesses saying "The man appeared to be orange"

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Dr Breen has been sighted inside of Gordon's Hardware Store purchasing a screwdriver and talking to Gordon as if they are friends. Let's pray the rebels don't hear about this one

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Dr Kleiner has been dubbed "Worst Scientist Ever" by the Resistance after an experiment caused a Combine Portal to open in his Basement

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