Ask me anything about black mesa and i'll respond.
what is it like living knowing one of the most experienced security guard (Me) is probably gonna be hired by aperature?
it's sad knowing that our most experienced security guard (You) is going to join those filthy aperture science scums
t h e n h i r e m e e e e e e e e /j (But /srs if u want)
Who is the G-Man?
any attempts at domesticating a xen creature like a bullsquid or houndeye
What’s the best food they serve at the canteen?
the best thing they serve at the canteen is a jar of pickles
Where did it all go wrong?
i really don't know -a quote from one of our experienced scientists
What happens after putting xen crystal into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer (except resonance cascade)?
after putting a xenian crystal inside the anti mass spectrometer the entire test chamber fucking explodes.
Other than the Black Mesa incident, what was the worst on site accident you had?
one time we a had a small water leakeage.
Is that what you call that massive toxic sludge flowing out beneath the tram system?
how many health and safety regulations have you guys broken
uhhh...
Any vacancies?
vaccines for what exactly?
No, vacancies, like any jobs?
yeah we have many jobs, you can see a full list of our jobs here shorturl.at/kyL45
How could you betray me like this, you were like a brother to me.
you know here at black mesa we like to do a little trolling
Just for this, I'm going to break your Xen Crystal
you better not put it in that laser
I will do a little trolling
What does a Xen Tentacle taste like?
according to our research, a xenian tentacle tastes something like shrimp.
what is it like living knowing one of the most experienced security guard (Me) is probably gonna be hired by aperature?
it's sad knowing that our most experienced security guard (You) is going to join those filthy aperture science scums
t h e n h i r e m e e e e e e e e /j (But /srs if u want)
Who is the G-Man?
any attempts at domesticating a xen creature like a bullsquid or houndeye
What’s the best food they serve at the canteen?
the best thing they serve at the canteen is a jar of pickles
Where did it all go wrong?
i really don't know -a quote from one of our experienced scientists
What happens after putting xen crystal into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer (except resonance cascade)?
after putting a xenian crystal inside the anti mass spectrometer the entire test chamber fucking explodes.
Other than the Black Mesa incident, what was the worst on site accident you had?
one time we a had a small water leakeage.
Is that what you call that massive toxic sludge flowing out beneath the tram system?
how many health and safety regulations have you guys broken
uhhh...
Any vacancies?
vaccines for what exactly?
No, vacancies, like any jobs?
yeah we have many jobs, you can see a full list of our jobs here shorturl.at/kyL45
How could you betray me like this, you were like a brother to me.
you know here at black mesa we like to do a little trolling
Just for this, I'm going to break your Xen Crystal
you better not put it in that laser
I will do a little trolling
What does a Xen Tentacle taste like?
according to our research, a xenian tentacle tastes something like shrimp.