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Smekky boy
Smekky boy
Sep 3, 2021

what is it like living knowing one of the most experienced security guard (Me) is probably gonna be hired by aperature?

Black Mesa Research Facility

it's sad knowing that our most experienced security guard (You) is going to join those filthy aperture science scums

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Smekky boy
Smekky boy
Sep 3, 2021

t h e n h i r e m e e e e e e e e /j (But /srs if u want)

Bongo
Bongo
Sep 6, 2021

Who is the G-Man?

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 6, 2021

any attempts at domesticating a xen creature like a bullsquid or houndeye

Pomi108
Pomi108
Sep 3, 2021

What’s the best food they serve at the canteen?

Black Mesa Research Facility

the best thing they serve at the canteen is a jar of pickles

λlex
λlex
Sep 3, 2021

Where did it all go wrong?

Black Mesa Research Facility

i really don't know -a quote from one of our experienced scientists

Wikot235
Wikot235
Sep 3, 2021

What happens after putting xen crystal into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer (except resonance cascade)?

Black Mesa Research Facility

after putting a xenian crystal inside the anti mass spectrometer the entire test chamber fucking explodes.

Lucas
Lucas
Sep 3, 2021

Other than the Black Mesa incident, what was the worst on site accident you had?

Black Mesa Research Facility

one time we a had a small water leakeage.

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Hickory
Hickory
Sep 4, 2021

Is that what you call that massive toxic sludge flowing out beneath the tram system?

BlacksmithRelevant

how many health and safety regulations have you guys broken

RandomCuts
RandomCuts
Sep 3, 2021

Any vacancies?

Black Mesa Research Facility

vaccines for what exactly?

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RandomCuts
RandomCuts
Sep 3, 2021

No, vacancies, like any jobs?

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Black Mesa Research Facility

yeah we have many jobs, you can see a full list of our jobs here shorturl.at/kyL45

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RandomCuts
RandomCuts
Sep 3, 2021

How could you betray me like this, you were like a brother to me.

gordonhappy1
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Black Mesa Research Facility

you know here at black mesa we like to do a little trolling

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RandomCuts
RandomCuts
Sep 3, 2021

Just for this, I'm going to break your Xen Crystal

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Black Mesa Research Facility

you better not put it in that laser

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RandomCuts
RandomCuts
Sep 3, 2021

I will do a little trolling

Hickory
Hickory
Sep 3, 2021

What does a Xen Tentacle taste like?

Black Mesa Research Facility

according to our research, a xenian tentacle tastes something like shrimp.