Our next post is our 100th post. We want this post to be special. In the comments give us suggestions on what we can do. (Its probably going to be a christmas thing ngl

Dec 21

A long, long monologue about how Aperture is evil and we are the good guys. Keep ranting about their atrocities and then casually mention how we burned down Sector J last week on accident. No one can sue if they are already distracted by some other thing they can sue more.

[S҉W҉E] ҉҉P҉ans҉aR

Roast all of your known employees

Otis Laurey

Host a donut party!