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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 23, 2021

aperture has a nice aesthetic

Aperture Science PR Department

Colors hurt our boss’s eyes.

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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 23, 2021

yikes is this why yall have a colorless layout

Smekky boy
Smekky boy
Sep 27, 2021

Yo

Liquid Ink
Liquid Ink
Sep 24, 2021

No wheelchair access though :/

Aperture Science PR Department

We would if we could, but Cave Johnson will “fire all our asses” if we put ramps.

KAL
KAL
Sep 23, 2021

Right…better and popular…yet was bankrupt from low profits and high expenditures. Perhaps Aperture could’ve spent less on looking good at science, and more on actually being good at science like Black Mesa.

Aperture Science PR Department

We're still better.

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KAL
KAL
Sep 23, 2021

Mm the PR Department is just as mental as the CEO. Love it! More good news for Black Mesa :D

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walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 24, 2021

is this considered snitching