LambdaGeneration
MetroHazard

WHERE FREEMAN

mattheww3232

this confirms nova prospekt guards are the most retarded, worst combine soldiers ever normal soldiers would've shot alyx elites would've shot energy orbs at her but no nova prospekt guards decide to be retarded and run unless their guns were out of ammo in which case, they could pull ammo out of their ass that's a combine soldier's magic ability, they can asspull ammunition making them the worst threat to any enemy

TheNebeskyMuz

Yep!

combine
combine
Jun 1

why didn't the combine shoot Alyx instead of running after her

mattheww3232

exactly what i was thinking

cheatachu72

This isn't the first 1984 parody either, the earliest I know is the one from Apple from January 1984

Test Subject 29

That wasn't a parody, that was the original thing.