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Black Mesa PR Department here to announce a new product! Unveiling the model 4 Bullsquid whistle! Make a variety of bullsquid calls like “Mating” (NOT RECOMMENDED), “Food is here”, “I found Sheryl”, and many more! Get them while supplies last and if you’ll get a special crowbar, autographed by Doctor Gordon Freeman, Security Officer Barney Calhoun, Doctor Breen, and Carpal Adrian Shepard!

Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 16, 2021

PR department we're gonna have to have a chat.

Black Mesa PR Department

It was the Research and Development Department that made the whistle, not us

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KAL
KAL
Sep 17, 2021

Pretty much just blew the whistle of acknowledging the existence of alien life to the public. The Federal Government is now joining that chat...

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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 17, 2021

We're pulling your funding PR Department

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Black Mesa PR Department

Please not again, we can’t even afford the license for Memeatic. If we get funding pulled, how will we pay our employees and if you do Aperture might take the department staff

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Black Mesa
Black Mesa
Sep 17, 2021

No releasing government secrets! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!

walnut siemens
walnut siemens
Sep 16, 2021

why would yall include the mating call have all of you lost your minds