BREAKING NEWS!
lambdageneration has been sold to cave johnson for 60 dollars!
every member of lambdageneration is now an aperture science test subject!
ah fuck
i don't want to be killed by a bloodthirsty ai
or turn into a mantis
either way, i think i'm fucked (not that sorta fucked, get your mind out of the gutter)
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alright i got some info wrong my sources are now telling me lambdageneration was sold for 80 dollars in cash
Alex Freeman I'll Own y'all Beer!
The Galactic Senate is now the official owner of LambdaGeneration.com! Also I AM The Senate!
was purchased for a small loan of a million dollars
ah fuck i don't want to be killed by a bloodthirsty ai or turn into a mantis either way, i think i'm fucked (not that sorta fucked, get your mind out of the gutter)
What happens to us LambdaGeneration users who were already Aperture test subjects?
promotion! now you get to fight the mantis men
Incorect, The Galactic Senate wants you to join the Wookies on the Kashyyyk.
NEVER!!