LambdaGeneration

Climbing in the vents to get to your office isn't safe, please just notify security and we'll have one of our fine guards run down to your office with a set of fresh keys.

headcrab1
hl2male09

Maybe I want to climb through the vents looking for my next snack on the way to my office.

headcrab1
Black Mesa

You are a human headcrab

headcrab1
hl2male09
Reply to Black Mesa

Oh no!

headcrab1
Bruner

You're only saying this so you don't get sued.

Black Mesa

EXACTLY! We don't want people to get hurt.