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SMOD Arcade Background: The Brown Army

Oh boy, where do I even begin with the Brown Army? These guys are a riot! First of all, they all wear these fishing hats like they just came back from a day on the lake, but instead of rods, they're carrying guns. And don't even get me started on those brown uniforms. It's like they raided a thrift store for all the most drab and unappealing clothes they could find.

But wait, it gets better! The Machine Gunners and Specialists in the Brown Army wear these super fancy glowing teashades that make them stick out like a sore thumb. Like, seriously, why would you wear something that screams "HEY, LOOK AT ME!" when you're supposed to be a guerrilla fighter?

Speaking of guerrilla fighting, let's talk about their tactics. They're definitely not the most technologically advanced of the armies out there. They're kind of like your grandpa who still uses a flip phone even though everyone else has upgraded to smartphones. But hey, they make up for it with their scrappy, never-say-die attitude. They might not have the latest and greatest weapons, but they'll sure as heck make do with what they've got.

So yeah, the Brown Army might not be the most intimidating or high-tech of the SMOD Arcade armies. But you know what? They've got heart. And fishing hats. Can't forget about those fishing hats.

SMOD Arcade Background: The Brown Army Oh boy, where do I even begin with the Brown Army? These guys are a riot! First of all, they all wear these fishing hats like they just came back from a day on the lake, but instead of rods, they're carrying guns. And don't even get me started on those brown uniforms. It's like they raided a thrift store for all the most drab and unappealing clothes they could find. But wait, it gets better! The Machine Gunners and Specialists in the Brown Army wear these super fancy glowing teashades that make them stick out like a sore thumb. Like, seriously, why would you wear something that screams "HEY, LOOK AT ME!" when you're supposed to be a guerrilla fighter? Speaking of guerrilla fighting, let's talk about their tactics. They're definitely not the most technologically advanced of the armies out there. They're kind of like your grandpa who still uses a flip phone even though everyone else has upgraded to smartphones. But hey, they make up for it with their scrappy, never-say-die attitude. They might not have the latest and greatest weapons, but they'll sure as heck make do with what they've got. So yeah, the Brown Army might not be the most intimidating or high-tech of the SMOD Arcade armies. But you know what? They've got heart. And fishing hats. Can't forget about those fishing hats.

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